![]() This post is almost over because 57,892 things of horror are happening to me. ![]() The shower was like being spit on: NOT EFFECTIVE.*īut instead of assembling a flamethrower, my new-and-improved-adult-self just gritted my teeth and muttered to myself: DEATH TO YOU ALL. I had FORGOTEN that in the Barnes house, BEFORE SHOWERING, you must go door-to-door and threaten all who use water.įailure to do so will result in your own demise-by-brain-aneurysm-of-rage. I had forgotten that my family’s trade secret is not stopping to assess a situation before plowing ahead… this is entirely my own fault, because living with a human who is incapable of NOT assessing the situation, has made me soft in the head. One night I had just gotten in the shower- really committed soaking my head and everything… and someone downstairs turned on BOTH the dishwasher. Staying at my parents was great, because I can say for sure, that I’m definitely an adult now… I mean, a poorly-functioning one, who would prefer to never leave the house but at least no longer the MOST ANNOYING VERSION OF MYSELF… So, that’s something, I guess. Weirdly, the kittens were content to simply LOOK at the tree… until Minya was all– STAND BACK. I stayed at my parent’s for the week between Christmas and New Year because my entire family was there.Īnd also because how else could my mother’s Christmas tree be dismantled in two seconds? I am alarmingly serious for someone with such short legs. The important part here is that I have validated the science of what I already knew, IN MY BONES: I am caretaker of the world’s smallest floof monster. ![]() Basically no one knows what is up with Minya. I googled this to learn more, and I have to say that the Godzilla story… lacks… clarity.Įxample from the Shin Godzilla Spoiler Thread at the Kaiju Combat Community Forums where I was able to glean this research: Minya’s mutated life cycle (unexplained), from an egg, Baby Godzilla, the Minya-clone stage, then the Godzilla jr, which would turn into a new Godzilla. Minya’s top-secret name was shared with me by one of YOU: before Godzilla was Godzilla, when she was only a baby, her name was Minya. This second post is necessary, because I need to share that Baby Godzilla has a name: Minya… and also because the video at the end of this post shows you Minya in action: DON’T BLINK. I’ve been super busy being a stress hermit… but it’s time for a second post about a kitten named Baby Godzilla. ![]()
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